Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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