My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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