I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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