found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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