What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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