Me too!
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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