Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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