i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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