If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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