trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
We don't watch enough power rangers
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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