What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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