Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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