I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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