Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
it glows. i had to have it.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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