Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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