Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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