Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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