Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
