even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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