I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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