writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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