i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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