Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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