Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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