Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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