Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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