Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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