dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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