id be glad to
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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