Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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