508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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