My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Never let your siblings swipe right.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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