Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
