what if I'm pregnant?
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I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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