This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
