i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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