Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
The air taste purple.
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