Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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