So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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