as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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