Three words: puerto rican gang bang
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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