I bet he comes in French.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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