There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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