i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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