I must be too annoying 4 u.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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