But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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