Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with youâ€
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