the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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