Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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