okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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