Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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