I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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