Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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