I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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