whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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